Hello, I'm Riff. I make things, usually with words.

I'm the Founder, CEO, CFO, and CCO of Success™ Incorporated, a multi-platform, omni-channel, synergy-focused empire that operates primarily out of my bedroom. With a visionary mindset and a borderline concerning love of buzzwords, I’ve revolutionized the industry of Doing Things™.

Leadership Philosophy: I believe in leveraging vertical integration to disrupt paradigms while actualizing unprecedented scalability. I have a really nice whiteboard.

Core Values:

Disruption (my neighbors hate it when I rearrange my furniture).

Transparency (I can’t stop oversharing during Zoom meetings).

Innovation (like the time I tried to revolutionize toast by microwaving bread).

If you’re ready to take your partnership to the next level — or just want to borrow my whiteboard — let’s connect. My calendar’s wide open, except during snack time.

I guess you came here to find something amazing, but I'm I haven't got around to writing that yet. By 2030 you'll be about to find out more about me here, for now it's a placeholder.

I love honesty and freedom and giving. I love making, I love doing, I love being to the full, I love everything which is not sitting and watching and copying and dead at heart.
John Fowles, The Collector